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26 year old living in PA just outside of Philly. I design things for a living and I'll be posting... uh... well, whatever the hell I want.

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Comfy tank :D

Comfy tank :D

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Well that doesn’t help my arachnophobia.

Well that doesn’t help my arachnophobia.

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Asker vagabondxiii Asks:
So I just found your page and I love it. I love your body type. How tall are you?
ggeeooffff ggeeooffff Said:

5’9”

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Grow a whole fucking cabbage in the time it takes to do that.

Without a Judeo-Christian moral code in its society, Japanese scientists decide to play god.

this is a food sample. food samples are handmade FAKE food created for advertisement photography and display - all those pictures of delicious hamburgers in mcdonald’s ads & menus aren’t actual hamburgers they are fake ass food samples.

He’s pouring hot wax into cold water to form the fake food. which is actually very cool because it takes mad skill. do 62,000 people actually believe you can pour some magical liquid into water and create cabbage. this is why americans are so fat we can’t even distinguish wax cabbage from actual vegetables.

I’m laughing so hard right now!

"this is a food sample. food samples are handmade FAKE food created for advertisement photography and display - all those pictures of delicious hamburgers in mcdonald’s ads & menus aren’t actual hamburgers they are fake ass food samples.

He’s pouring hot wax into cold water to form the fake food. which is actually very cool because it takes mad skill. do 62,000 people actually believe you can pour some magical liquid into water and create cabbage. this is why americans are so fat we can’t even distinguish wax cabbage from actual vegetables.”

Actually, the food in the photos in ads are required by law to be real food. While it is sculpted bit by bit and made from the absolute perfect pieces (they did through a barrel of pickles for the most ideal ones), it is all real food. Look up some of the videos about food styling sometime (Even McDonald’s made their own video talking about it). It’s kinda amazing.

And I don’t see anyone saying they think this lettuce is real - they only commented that it’s lifelike and after all that work it might be easier to just use real food. So your anger and final comments about Americans are fat because they can’t tell the difference is just idiotic.

The reason they make these foods look so realistic is because some of the cultures in the East (Japan mainly, but now China, Korea and some others as well) show these fake food samples to grab peoples’ attention and also show customers exactly what they will be getting with their order. They used to use real food as the displays, but wasted a lot of time, food and money by doing that.

Watch this about the whole plastic/wax food thing because it’s interesting as fuck.

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You're underwear collection is impressive!
ggeeooffff ggeeooffff Said:

Thanks! I need to go shopping - I’ve run out of new ones to post ._.

Asker barecub Asks:
You have the body I dream about!
ggeeooffff ggeeooffff Said:

Thank you. I’ve gotten more ok with my body, but still need some work to get it to where I want. One day… one day.

Asker jeffreycub Asks:
Woof! Easily one of my fav tumblr boys :) woof!
ggeeooffff ggeeooffff Said:

Thanks :D

Asker avubear Asks:
Another person from PA! It's rare that I fun someone like that.
ggeeooffff ggeeooffff Said:

Rare? There are a bunch of us around!

I think I have those same trunks.

I think I have those same trunks.

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