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26 year old living in PA just outside of Philly. I design things for a living and I'll be posting... uh... well, whatever the hell I want.

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Hey look! Pictures of me!

Seriously. An XL doesn’t even go over my thighs.

meatmellons:

tastefullyoffensive:

Middle-Aged Harry Potter Books by someecards [via]

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White people wizard struggle is real!

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cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

I should do this.

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bitchesaloud:

it’s been 20 years for fuck sake Usagi get your shit together

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Asker Anonymous Asks:
I don't like the whole "pup" thing that's going through the "bear" community (and other gay communities) at the moment. I think it's fucked up and a little disturbing the way they talk about their "pups". /unpopularopinion
ggeeooffff ggeeooffff Said:

bearytacky:

Agree…There is this one blog on tumblr that’s pretty popular he has a Big pup and Little Pup and the whole thing just makes my skin crawl.

<UnpopularOpinion> The whole pup play thing kinda creeps me out. There’s something about it I find really unsettling. To each his own, but it’s really not for me. Pretty over those chain necklaces with the locks too - and those are FUCKING ANNOYING when people have them on at the airport and fuck up the security line. </UnpopularOpinion>

I&#8217;ve had Grindr since I got a smart phone… and I finally deleted this app.
The reason isn&#8217;t because I have Scruff or any of the others, or that I have a BF (we are both on some of the apps). The reason for me is the ads.
Every time I log into the app I am bombarded with ad after ad. I understand that they need to generate money to keep the thing running and all. But the ads that I get for my area are a bunch of shallow shit. Ads for liposuction. Ads for hair restoration. Ads for plastic surgery. Fuck, even ads for laser hair removal (&#8220;Get rid of the pesky chest hair!&#8221;).
I understand wanting to look good. I struggled with it for a long fucking time growing up (thank you media for making me think no one would ever like a guy with some hair).
But Jesus Christ, Grindr. Those ads are some shallow shit. I know I shouldn&#8217;t expect much from and app like this, but do you really need to rub it in every time the app opens that &#8220;NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE YOU WITH THOSE THIGHS!&#8221;, &#8220;BODY HAIR! EWWY!&#8221;, &#8220;YOUR HAIR IS THINNING?! MIGHT AS WELL OFF YOURSELF NOW, BALDY!&#8221;
So, in short, in a world where people are photoshopped to look perfect and ideal maybe you should be encouraging the young gays to be happy with themselves and their bodies. They&#8217;re killing themselves for enough other reasons without your help.

I’ve had Grindr since I got a smart phone… and I finally deleted this app.

The reason isn’t because I have Scruff or any of the others, or that I have a BF (we are both on some of the apps). The reason for me is the ads.

Every time I log into the app I am bombarded with ad after ad. I understand that they need to generate money to keep the thing running and all. But the ads that I get for my area are a bunch of shallow shit. Ads for liposuction. Ads for hair restoration. Ads for plastic surgery. Fuck, even ads for laser hair removal (“Get rid of the pesky chest hair!”).

I understand wanting to look good. I struggled with it for a long fucking time growing up (thank you media for making me think no one would ever like a guy with some hair).

But Jesus Christ, Grindr. Those ads are some shallow shit. I know I shouldn’t expect much from and app like this, but do you really need to rub it in every time the app opens that “NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE YOU WITH THOSE THIGHS!”, “BODY HAIR! EWWY!”, “YOUR HAIR IS THINNING?! MIGHT AS WELL OFF YOURSELF NOW, BALDY!”

So, in short, in a world where people are photoshopped to look perfect and ideal maybe you should be encouraging the young gays to be happy with themselves and their bodies. They’re killing themselves for enough other reasons without your help.

the-keepers-of-the-keys:

this is the best gif EVER

video!

the-keepers-of-the-keys:

this is the best gif EVER

video!

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btw, this is the original version of my photo.

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