November 2011
Nicki Minaj style rap #1
alextimmons: biancanorbart: miiiilk: biblewitch: gregorgy: YOU A LITTLE STUPID BITCH. FRONT LAWN. GNOME. GIMME SOME MOTHA FUCKIN HEAD. DOME. THIS SHIT WASN’T BUILT IN A DAY. ROME. I’M REAL ASS SHIT AND YOU STYRA. FOAM. YOUR INTERNET EXPLORER AND I’M GOOGLE. CHROME. DAMN, I’M IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN’ HOUSE. HOME. never gets old  I’m laughing my damn ass off HAHAHAHA CHROME ...
Nov 30th
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Anonymous asked: will your vicodin with me?
Nov 30th
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Okkkk, yeah.
This episode of Glee is absolutely awful. The only good parts are Santana’s few scenes. The rest of it is just… terrible.
Nov 30th
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Nov 29th
acowardlylion asked: How do we solve this financial crisis?
Nov 29th
Seriously?
No one is taking advantage of my post-surgery Vicodin state and asking me questions? SERIOUSLY?
Nov 29th
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I'm still out of my mind on Vicodin and it's...
Ask me shit.
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Nov 28th
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Nov 28th
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Nov 28th
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I tried to eat Velveeta shells and cheese
I almost passed out with every swallow. PANDA NEEDS FOOOOOOD >_<
Nov 28th
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I miss solid food
I want pizza so bad right now ;_;
Nov 27th
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I'm hallucinating.
The medicine the doctor gave me for after my surgery has me hallucinating. I do not approve. My imagination is far too fucked up for this.
Nov 26th
Anonymous asked: Who is the guy wearing the yellow open button-down shirt, choker necklace and nothing else?? I know there are more pics of this guy but I can't find them now. Driving me crazy! I didn't want to ask this anonymously but I don't have a tumblr account.
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Does anyone have the picture of the bearded...
I’m trying to find it and I know I saw it posted like 30 times the other day.
Nov 24th
Surgery went surgitastical
Tonsils removed and a nice chunk of my uvula was cut off. My tonsils were each as big around as a golf ball, about 3 inches long and green and infected behind what you could see. My uvula is now a nub in the back of my throat. Good news is that they left my adenoids in! :D
Nov 23rd
Surgery at 7AM tomorrow.
Blahhh Too earlyyyyy
Nov 23rd
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Things to do at work today
File back anything and everything I’ve worked on lately and make sure that I have no jobs signed out. Hide all my candy and snacks from someone. Clean up my office. Finish the energy drink labels that I’ve been working on. Write out the printing plans for said labels since I won’t be there when they go into production and I want them printed a certain way. Run like hell at...
Nov 22nd
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Playing Skyrim while listening to Nicki Minaj
Me: something about playing Skyrim while listening to Nicki Minaj seems very wrong.
Friend from college: yes
Friend from college: very
Me: BUT SO MUCH FUN
Friend from college: hack hack hack hack hack hack hack hack super-axe?
Nov 20th
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livearea asked: Are you single? You are cute and have great taste. Someone needs to snatch you up quick. I would kill for my husband to like video games.
Nov 20th
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rayinaustin-deactivated20130404 asked: what all did you drink tonight?
Nov 20th
DEAR TUMBLR. I'M DRUNK. ASK ANYTHING. ANYTHING AT...
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